Essays and Such

Irish Cultural Society

of San Antonio Texas


Promoting Awareness of Irish Culture

Irish Personals
Copied from Galway Gryphon News
People Who Need People

In an attempt to attract more interest in the ICSSA I have been
looking at various things to add to our meetings and newsletter.
A recent article in a Galway paper caused me to consider an  Irish
lonely hearts section in the upcoming newsletter and we could
solicit the opinions of our readers as to whether or not to

I copied a sampling of the entries I've seen so you can get an
idea of what we will be sending out.   Let me know whether or not
you think we should move forward with this.

If  Interested in any of these entries please send your name , the
submission Box number and $3.00 (Check only) to the newsletter
editor and you will receive the telephone /Fax number of the
individual concerned.

       Grossly overweight Louth turfcutter, 42 years old and 23
       stone, Gemini,seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South
       American, for tango sessions,candlelit dinners and humid
       nights of screaming passion.  Must have own car and be
       willing to travel. Box 09/08
       Following a sad recent loss, teetotal Tipperary man, 53,
       seeks replacement mammy. Must like biscuits and answer to
       the name Minnie.   Thurles area. Box 08/73
       Galway man, 50, in despertate need of a ride. Anything
       considered. Box 06/03
       Heavy drinker, 35, Cork area, seeks gorgeous sex addict
       interested in pints, fags, Glasgow Celtic football club
       and starting scraps on Patrick Street at three in the
       morning. Box 73/82.
       Bitter, disillusioned Kerryman lately rejected by longtime
       fiancee seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a
       thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced
       bitches. Box 53/41
       Ginger-haired Galwegian trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and
       shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady
       for bail purposes, maybe more.   Box 84/87
       Artistic Clare woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the
       beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting
       brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship,
       back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling
       clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach
       esssential. Box 12/32
       Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties
       will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to
       office social functions. References required. No timewasters.
       Box 23/45
       Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard living in a damp
       cottage in the arse end of Roscommon seeks attractive 21
       year old blonde lady with big chest.        Box 40/27
       Devil-worshiper, Offaly area, seeks like minded lady for
       wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic
       walks and slaughtering cats in cemetaries at midnight under
       the flinty light of a pale moon.          Box 52/07
       Attracttive brunette, Macroom area, winner of Miss Wrangler
       competition at Jolenes Nightclub, Macroom, in September 1978,
       seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry for long nights
       spent comfort drinking and listening to old Abba records.
       Please, Please! Box 30/41
       Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks
       alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm.
       Box 30/41